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Happy 10 th monthaversary baaaaae. Feels waaaay longer than that but we about to hit a year soon, along with 4 years of friendship. I know I’m a pain in the ass & you are too but we compliment each other & I couldn’t ask for a better pain in the ass than you. I love you very much & I am looking forward to spending many more years loving you, making you laugh constantly, traveling, partying, getting drunk while having deep convos about life, annoying the shit out of you, falling asleep in each others arms and building our empire 💖

Happy 10 th monthaversary baaaaae. Feels waaaay longer than that but we about to hit a year soon, along with 4 years of friendship. I know I’m a pain in the ass & you are too but we compliment each other & I couldn’t ask for a better pain in the ass than you. I love you very much & I am looking forward to spending many more years loving you, making you laugh constantly, traveling, partying, getting drunk while having deep convos about life, annoying the shit out of you, falling asleep in each others arms and building our empire 💖

Bye guys I just lost the oxygen from my body #idefinitelysoundeditout #ihadto #lmaoo #naaa

Bye guys I just lost the oxygen from my body #idefinitelysoundeditout #ihadto #lmaoo #naaa

Mood

Mood

tezdinero:

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southwardasyougo:

azntoo:

skindeap:

shakeitoffpickyourselfup:

aromaeus:

jshaath:

Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.

I hear no lies.

yoooo

I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT

oh shit

Bitch said the thing 😳🙌

greetings:

when u hear someone talking shit about u

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wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

curtisdondeano:

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trinandtonic:

dontbearuiner:

lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.

babies babying together

Omg

letitbumptho:

We like em Thick.

letitbumptho:

We like em Thick.

zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”