Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
"Fat isn’t cute"
And yet here I am fatter and cuter than ever